About Us

I started this because I ran out of ways to say 'per my last email' without my eye twitching.

I haven't quit the corporate world (yet). So, no face reveal, just the duck. Calm on the surface, paddling furiously underneath. You've met this duck before.

That's the subplot. And it deserves a T-shirt.

Not a work shirt. Let's be real, you're not wearing this to the Monday all-hands. But Casual Friday? That's between you and your risk tolerance. These are your weekend shirts. Your dog walk shirts. Your airport-finally-exhaling shirts. The ones you put on when you clock out and remember you're a whole, interesting, slightly unhinged person.

I make these one at a time, fueled by coffee and AI memes, quietly, from inside the same system you're navigating.

Consider this cheaper than therapy and more wearable than a resignation letter. 

Browse the flock.

Quackly yours,

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